Barack Obama to Swear into Office on Homosexual Atheist's Bible
Well, it seems to be official. Barack Obama will be taking the Oath of Office on January 20, 2009, with his right hand planted firmly on the Bible owned by a man who neither believed in a personal god nor preferred the company of women in the bedroom.
That's right. He somehow managed to score the same Bible on which fellow Illinoisiate Abraham Lincoln was sworn in as president…
"President-elect Obama is deeply honored that the Library of Congress has made the Lincoln Bible available for use during his swearing-in," said Presidential Inaugural Committee Executive Director Emmett Beliveau.
"The President-elect is committed to holding an Inauguration that celebrates America's unity, and the use of this historic Bible will provide a powerful connection to our common past and common heritage."
Such a thumbing of the nose at all the good old fashioned family values on which this country was founded will almost certainly come as a blow to all the decent Americans who were hoping that anti-gay rights Christian Pastor Rick Warren's prayer at the inauguration was a signal to their ranks that he would be continuing the current administration's policy of coddling them.
No such luck. By deliberately choosing the Bible of Abraham Lincoln — a man who, if not an absolute homosexual, certainly had strong homosexual leanings, and who believed in neither the Bible nor a personal god — Obama seems to be giving aid and comfort to the enemies of American values.
The day seems to belong to the degenerate heathen sodomites.
Update: Reading through the comments to this post, it occurs to me that yet another tired old stereotype has now been laid to rest…
Liberals are no better at interpreting satire than conservatives are.
Cold, empty, meaningless universe bless America.
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is this a joke? i think you are confusing your own personal values with the values of america. which is supposed to represent a melting pot of races, and beliefs. your god has nothing to do with my government. and judging a great president based on his personal sexual orientation or religion is ignorant and sad. the only thing missing from this article is blatant racism. you have embarrassed yourself.
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Being sworn in on a bible at all is un-American. The American constitution makes a clear separation between church and state.
I would find it worrying to live in a country run by any religious people; after all, it is only those who lack morality themselves who depend on religion to dictate a moral agenda, and it is only fascists who attempt to impose their moral agenda on others (ie. the religious right).
……yes…it was a joke. As delivered by the Daily Show. A comedy show on…COMEDY central.
Uptight much?
Good stuff! I didn't even know homosexuality was invented in the 1800s!
Oh yeah, separation of church and state isn't in the Constitution, it is written in a few of Thomas Jefferson's letters. Just get your facts right
Lincoln was a dyslexic agnostic who stayed awake at night worrying about the existence of a dog.
Abraham Lincoln was a piece of shit anyway. He wrote letters saying that he didn't care about the slaves beyond what they could do for his political career.
Then he got his brains blown out watching some play.
Pretty awesome life.
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