Barack Obama to Swear into Office on Homosexual Atheist's Bible
Well, it seems to be official. Barack Obama will be taking the Oath of Office on January 20, 2009, with his right hand planted firmly on the Bible owned by a man who neither believed in a personal god nor preferred the company of women in the bedroom.
That's right. He somehow managed to score the same Bible on which fellow Illinoisiate Abraham Lincoln was sworn in as president…
"President-elect Obama is deeply honored that the Library of Congress has made the Lincoln Bible available for use during his swearing-in," said Presidential Inaugural Committee Executive Director Emmett Beliveau.
"The President-elect is committed to holding an Inauguration that celebrates America's unity, and the use of this historic Bible will provide a powerful connection to our common past and common heritage."
Such a thumbing of the nose at all the good old fashioned family values on which this country was founded will almost certainly come as a blow to all the decent Americans who were hoping that anti-gay rights Christian Pastor Rick Warren's prayer at the inauguration was a signal to their ranks that he would be continuing the current administration's policy of coddling them.
No such luck. By deliberately choosing the Bible of Abraham Lincoln — a man who, if not an absolute homosexual, certainly had strong homosexual leanings, and who believed in neither the Bible nor a personal god — Obama seems to be giving aid and comfort to the enemies of American values.
The day seems to belong to the degenerate heathen sodomites.
Update: Reading through the comments to this post, it occurs to me that yet another tired old stereotype has now been laid to rest…
Liberals are no better at interpreting satire than conservatives are.
Cold, empty, meaningless universe bless America.
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Dirty hippies. President Lincoln was a war hero and a patriot. He was neither an atheist nor a homo. He was a god-fearing, happily-married man who fought for liberty and gave his life for this nation during a time of great strife.
Dang hippies.
You had me when I saw the headline on Digg…Ha-ha. I love it though, the best jokes are based in reality. There is always a "scholar" to be found who has an opinion that looks at the subject from the other side.
Separation of the chuch and state is in the First Amendment to the Constitution, not just in Jefferson's letters. Here is the text:
"Amendment I
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."
I look way up top at my browser's title bar and I see, "Comedy Central."
How fitting.
You're all gay.
OBAMAGRAMMA!!! WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN? I missed my little Obamagramma. Thank you for coming back. Ahh… the commie, socialist, scum blog is getting back together. While you were gone, Obama's been getting whacked from the left, the right, dead guys with stove hats, gays, straights, birthers, racists, pluralists; everyone is bashing baby Jesus. Welcome home! IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, OBAMA, AND THE HOLY SPICKET.
*Lincoln also liked to dress up as a lady Injun.
What could make a Black President want to swear in his Presidency on a Bible owned by a Former president who abolished Slavery? That's Just Crazy!
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." Amendment 1: Constitution of the United states of America.
I am sure if most of you could read you would enjoy the rest of the document as well.
HAIL TO THE CHIEF! Lincoln morphs into Obama to the tune of Hail to the Chief.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pSH30Fs62U
Up your ass, Rick Warren!