December 24 at 12:52PM
The Indecision 2008 Awards for Indecision 2008, Brought to You by Indecision 2008: The Best Barack Obama Messiah Moments
Behold! Today is a day of celebration! For the Lord your God has seen fit to send us a great and noble savior, and I don't think I need to tell you what His name is do I?
No, not Jesus.
I'm talking about Barack Obama.
And to glorify The Black Lamb of God, The President of Presidents, we're asking you to nominate the Best Barack Obama Messiah Moments of 2008. You know, those moments in which you just had to step back and say, "Um, what exactly are we talking about here?" When people kind of seemed to be losing track of what we (or who) we were actually voting on.
So, I say unto thee, make your nominations now. And watch this…
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Focus on the Family and other Colorado fundamentalists praying for a rainout of his outdoor nomination acceptance celebration.
Focus on the Family writing a letter saying Gays will rule the world if Obama is elected.
The GOP “Obama is just a celebrity like Paris Hilton” commercial and a bikini-clad Paris Hilton retaliating with a YouTube video outlining a more reasonable energy plan than John McCain’s “Drill Here, Drill Now”.
The Samantha Bee interview about Bristol Palin at the Republican Convention.
Where no one said she had made a "choice".
The town hall debate, and specifically the aimless wandering of Mr. McCain. Who can forget: "Hey, how you folks doin? Hey, have you seen my dog, real little. Fits in the palm of your hand? His name is Mr. Puddles. Mr. Puddles? I have snausages!"
a tie between the world rejoicing in dance over the election of barack obama and dear santa . . . give us our bike.
The interview with Obama over satellite where he repeated Jon Stewart's mundane phrases and made them sound holy and convincing.
It was definitely the crack he made about McCain riding shotgun while George Bush was driving the economy toward a cliff. "Now he wants to take the wheel and step on the gas." That was hilarious.
I think they should start printing all of Barack Obama's words in red just like they do Geezus in the King James Bible.
barack, go OD on your drug of choice dopehead and leave to world to it's better end
I Do NOT BELIEVE OBAMA HAS HAD ANY MESSIAH MOMENTS> HE IS A HUMAN NOT GOD!
Mr. Puddles all the way
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