Behold! Today is a day of celebration! For the Lord your God has seen fit to send us a great and noble savior, and I don't think I need to tell you what His name is do I?

No, not Jesus.

I'm talking about Barack Obama.

And to glorify The Black Lamb of God, The President of Presidents, we're asking you to nominate the Best Barack Obama Messiah Moments of 2008. You know, those moments in which you just had to step back and say, "Um, what exactly are we talking about here?" When people kind of seemed to be losing track of what we (or who) we were actually voting on.

So, I say unto thee, make your nominations now. And watch this…