December 24 at 12:52PM
The Indecision 2008 Awards for Indecision 2008, Brought to You by Indecision 2008: The Best Barack Obama Messiah Moments
Behold! Today is a day of celebration! For the Lord your God has seen fit to send us a great and noble savior, and I don't think I need to tell you what His name is do I?
No, not Jesus.
I'm talking about Barack Obama.
And to glorify The Black Lamb of God, The President of Presidents, we're asking you to nominate the Best Barack Obama Messiah Moments of 2008. You know, those moments in which you just had to step back and say, "Um, what exactly are we talking about here?" When people kind of seemed to be losing track of what we (or who) we were actually voting on.
So, I say unto thee, make your nominations now. And watch this…
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Speaking to a quadrillion people in Germany.
"Contrary to the rumors you've heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father, Jor-el, to save the planet Earth."
-Obama at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner
I think the video Bearness is talking about is the one by SuperNews on Current tv where Hillary is trying to steal the followers or something and Barack is the messiah. It's funny, I was thinking of that video too
Managing to fool the voting public into thinking he wasn't just another politician.
Terrorist Fist-Jab!
His ability to make millions of people cry tears of joy when he won the presidency.
When Jessie Jackson was converted from wanting to cut Obama's balls off to weeping at his acceptance speech.
I think Jesse Jackson was crying 'cause he knew for sure, deep down in his soul, that the Secret Service would never let him get close enough to castrate Obama, ever again.
The reporter in Germany who managed to sneak in when Obama was in the gym. OMG. That was not journalism. That was a gushing preteen schoolgirl groupie. His shirt smelled like fabric softener? His abs were hot as what? Her article wouldn't even be fit to put in the New York Post!
When he was campaigned on his ability to cause "the rise of the oceans to begin to slow and to heal the planet".