December 24 at 12:52PM
The Indecision 2008 Awards for Indecision 2008, Brought to You by Indecision 2008: The Best Barack Obama Messiah Moments
Behold! Today is a day of celebration! For the Lord your God has seen fit to send us a great and noble savior, and I don't think I need to tell you what His name is do I?
No, not Jesus.
I'm talking about Barack Obama.
And to glorify The Black Lamb of God, The President of Presidents, we're asking you to nominate the Best Barack Obama Messiah Moments of 2008. You know, those moments in which you just had to step back and say, "Um, what exactly are we talking about here?" When people kind of seemed to be losing track of what we (or who) we were actually voting on.
So, I say unto thee, make your nominations now. And watch this…
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You can't put pipstick on a lig.
Or for dyslexics, Sarah Palin.
The "Backwards B" shrew getting tamed.
I completely forgot about the official Barack Obama Presidential Campaign Seal. I blame the Masons, Illuminati, and United Nations for creating it.
Barack the Rain God I – Talking About Dick Cheney Made God Cry:
Obama suggesting, at a rally on November 3rd, that the rain which just set in was caused by his speech
(See this Daily Show clip: http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=189781&title=Indecision-2008—Last-Day )
Barack the Rain God II – The Waterproof Candidate:
The guy standing in the pouring rain at a rally on September 27th, apparently deflecting the water, looking all dramatic like he's parting the red sea
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Must agree with J. The "I've won enough delegates so now oceans will no longer rise" speech in Minn. is ultimate Messiah.
Choosing Hillary Clinton as SOS.
Walking above the sewage of IL politics.
Elegantly tossing gays & palestinians under the bus while simultaneously turning a budget deficit into 2.5 million jobs.
Selling Newspapers !