Comments on: Crazy(?) Russian Professor Predicts the United States Will Disintegrate in 2010

By: outnleftfield

outnleftfield — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 17:35:55 +0000

That's right D ! Texas needs no other states in her union, we are good to go should the need arise!

By: D Loveless

D Loveless — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:37:35 +0000

First of all in Texas we don’t want you other states, just give us our Original Territorial Boundaries and return the land the U.S. took from us in 1845. The sons of the defenders of the Alamo have our reputations to maintain the rest of you have to prove yourself first before we ally with you. As for Mexico, we beat the crap out of them in 1835 and we will do'er again!!! REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!!!!

Laugh if you want but this is more likely to happen than what that Commie Pig is spouting.

By: Cube

Cube — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:16:39 +0000

Alaska is already becoming "The Forbidden Zone."

By: NoLongerDesperate

NoLongerDesperate — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 05:26:25 +0000

And the good news is … Alaska reverts to Russia! Let's assume Madame Gov. (Grandmaw) Palin will read about this in one of the many newspapers and periodicals she reads, so that she's actually ready when Putin rears his head. Or not. I don't care, so long as she stays where she is. Let some poor Russian translator deal with her confused syntax. Russian school children could learn English sentence structure by attempting to diagram her sentences. (So could our own students, for that matter. Let it be a challenge to them.)

By: french whor'n

french whor'n — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:24:41 +0000

"I don't know the word for six districts…"

Sextricklets.

By: french whor'n

french whor'n — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:56:27 +0000

It's for the best, really. That way, the US will look a lot more like the Risk board, and I won't be so confused, geographically speaking.

By: Cube

Cube — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:54:21 +0000

Whoops, I thought it broke into four pieces…

It seems that some sextrants are more equal than others.

I don't know the word for six districts…

By: Cube

Cube — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:45:06 +0000

It seems some quadrants of the country are more equal than others.

By: Alonzo

Alonzo — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:03:55 +0000

I dont think that will happen at all. I am more of a believer of the New World Order.

By: bearness

bearness — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 21:45:50 +0000

Americans are too damn lazy for civil war. Seriously. That would require things like: going outside, interacting with neighbors, exercising, and having passion about something other than themselves.

When the second civil war comes, it will be nothing more than a massively multiplayer online game.