December 29 at 11:36AM
Dick Cheney Tototally Dumbfounded About Why He is Not More Beloved
As Dick Cheney prepares to enter into his final three weeks of duty as the vice-president of the United States, he may have remarkably low approval ratings at 29 percent. But now it appears that he may also have remarkably low critical reasoning skills as well.
In an interview with a Wyoming newspaper, Cheney answered a question of his unpopularity…
QUESTION: How do you explain your low approval rating?
CHENEY: I don't have any idea. I don't follow the polls.
Apparently, he also doesn't follow his own actions, the things he says, or whatever the hell it is that Constitution thing says.
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I'm surprised his approval rating is that high.
I think they should put his image on a postage stamp, with the caption, "Lick this Dick."
Now, he can go hide in his super-secret spidey-hidey hole and have it fuzzed out on Google Earth, with the caption "The Former Vice-President does not live here, so don't get any funny ideas."
Now he gets to spend his golden years with his energy criminal friends, har-har'ing about the good ol' times, and how fucking stupid and how much like sheep the American people are.
I don't know why either? He is a shotgun totting, baby eating, constitution stomping sweetie grandfatherly type. Just a nice old guy who'd take you on his lap and read you a story. Just like my own gramps before they institutionalized him.
I do not think many of you who call Cheney and Bush Constitution stompers have actually read or understand it. If you want Constitution stomping, then look to your own faults. Fairness doctrine ring a bell? The intellectual arguments in these comments are stimulating. This is why Cheney is confused; he hears a lot of childish name-calling, but no reasons.
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Dude, the Fairness Doctrine was created in 1949 and was abolished in 1987. Can you point to something a little more recent?
Now that that last "energy" auction-gift thingie got messd up a little by the kid jumping in & bidding up everything, wonder how much old chain-gunn will clear from his friends later on. Wonder if he'll like his new office in the new helliburton headquarters in Dubi…screw up the extradition a bit
2178743, i have one for you you fuckin tard. how about the fact that when someone said that 4500 of our soldiers had died in a war they manufactured his response was "so?" he doesn't even appreciate their sacrifice. oh and as for the fairness doctrine, i don't think i voted on that one asshole so how am i at fault?
2178743. The last person to call me by that name was a prison guard.
Why IS Dead-Eye Dick so unpopular? Because everyone likes a piece of ass, but nobody likes a smartass.
Cheney's unpopularity is due to the biased reporting by the media.
His response indicates that he is above popular opinion as well as the law. Love is not an issue. I'm afraid you misread the question entirely.