January 5 at 7:30PM
From the Pork Barrel: NBC Drops Ann Coulter Like a Blond Cadaver
* NBC cancels Ann Coulter, ushers in period of unambiguous liberal pandering.
* What do you think "Saddlebacking" really means?
* Did JFK sleep with the fishes?
* Who's a funnier Senator: Roland Burris or Al Franken?
* Fickle New Yorkers want more out of senator than pretty genes.
* Chris Matthews' brother denies Chris Matthews will run for Senate, fueling speculation that Chris Matthews will run for Senate.
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I think Obama's first order of business should be to sentence Ann Coulter to share a prison cell with O.J. Simpson and provide a live video feed so we all can watch. Funniest realty show ever!
What do all you Obama ass suckers have to be affraid of? Ten Thumbs Blog & Review wants to know.
I keep expecting Al Franken to end some sentence with "me, Al Franken." I wish he would do it. There's nothing worse than a comedian who enters politics and suddenly must to be taken seriously. I just look at the guy and I want to laugh.
Horray! Ann Coulter is being blackballed. Which, by the way, is the first time she’s been “balled” by anyone.
All diseases aside, arguing condom sex vs. comdomless sex is like arguing regular vanilla vs. french vanilla.
Personally, I’d define “saddlebacking” as when I’m on all fours, my wife straddles my back and she whips me with the riding crop. Mmmm…. yesss Mistress.
Not only was Ann Coulter dropped from the "Today" show, but she was dropped from the FOURTH HOUR of the "Today" show, which has an average viewing audience of two people. Double ouch.
Ding-Dong the bitch is dead, the bitch is dead, the bitch is dead, and I am so fucking happpppyyyyyy. Fuck her. I wouldn't even want her to pander my balls.
Oh god… not another JFK conspiracy theory book!
People, Oswald did it. Wasn't the mob, wasn't the CIA, wasn't the Russians or the Cubans. It was a whackjob acting alone. Sorry.