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That's Puzzling!: Headline Anagrams, January 6th

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Once again, it's time to take some words and mix up all their letters and then put them back together again to create new words, but in a totally fun and hip way.

But first, here's a few from last week's challenge

Self-seeking tri-mafia overlord obtains a companion. (Johan Rönnblom)

A f****** inspiration, not some aged f****** albino maverick loser! (Dharam)

A remarkable con man of senior position, a Devil's gift. (Taco)

And thanks to anagram checker for keeping us all on the up-and-up…

Sirs, look — verifiable companion anagrams need to fit! (anagram checker)

Here's this week's headline…

Obama Warns About Years of Trillion-Dollar Deficits

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Here's our best attempt at something that almost makes sense…

Inflationary football arteriosclerosis. A dumb wad.

In times of economic hardship, sometimes sporting events are the hardest hit.

  1. A real body blow as strict aim nullifies art of a donor.

    by Janice January 7th at 2:48PM
  2. A seafarer drains a silicon row boat, dub Molly Of Tilt

    by Janice January 7th at 3:44PM
  3. NATION WAITS MORE TO ALLAY SOCIAL BLUES

    by Marilyn Bartz January 7th at 8:04PM
  4. Do It! Amoral barflys fornicate, I'd woo a lesbian slut.

    by Taco January 8th at 5:16AM
  5. Airfares And Eras
    A Lib Told: Cool It
    Flout My Rainbows

    by Janice January 8th at 8:01AM
  6. Refrain told of a sad sultry tribal icon. Awe is abloom.

    by Janice January 8th at 8:24AM
  7. “A sold bailout bill is a front for deceit,” a mayor warns

    by Aaron January 10th at 10:52PM
  8. Liberals' lid out of control: a bad famine awaits, sorry

    by Johan Rönnblom January 11th at 3:58PM
  9. Can world of sadist realtors bailout my no fear alibi?

    by Janice January 12th at 12:03PM
  10. Media lawyer banditos fabrication floats. Ours roll.

    by dustyb January 13th at 1:50AM
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