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January 7 at 2:17PM

Barack Obama Meets with Important American Presidents of Past (and Jimmy Carter)

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Today, President-elect Barack Obama met with all three living presidents of note in what will soon be his new working office.

And Jimmy Carter was there, too…

So the nation's living and future presidents assembled in the Oval Office for a family photo before lunch in the private dining room of the White House. The five men stood side-by-side and close together in front of Bush's desk. President Bush looked at Obama several times as he spoke and Obama nodded his head. They shook hands…

"I want to thank the president-elect for joining the ex-presidents for lunch," Bush said. "And one message that I have and I think we all share is that we want you to succeed…

"I just want to thank the president for hosting us," Obama said. "This is an extraordinary gathering. All the gentlemen here understand both the pressures and possibilities of this office, and for me to have the opportunity to get advice, good counsel and fellowship with these individuals is extraordinary and I'm very grateful to all of them."

Presumably, to Jimmy Carter as well.

  1. I'm fighting urge to nickname Obama "precious".

    As in: what's precious doing today? Did someone not invite precious to the party? How dare they say that about precious? etc.

    by oboe (formerly obamagramma) January 7th at 5:52PM
  2. Pappa George fondly reminesses with Barack Obama how the last black guy he had his picture taken with in the White House was his butler.

    by flasunbum January 7th at 6:02PM
  3. I, too, am fighting the urge to nickname Obama "precious." I think it's the "kind eyes and confident smile."

    by Anonymouse January 7th at 6:25PM
  4. And Bill Clinton wistfully contemplates"If these walls could talk I'd really be up shits creek with Hillary."

    by flasunbum January 7th at 6:34PM
  5. And poor Jimmy Carter keeps looking around trying to remember where the bathroom is.

    by flasunbum January 7th at 6:36PM
  6. Nice that Bush Jr. already thinks of himself as an ex-President. Way to sprint to the finish line.

    by bearness January 7th at 6:45PM
  7. It was so nice of Bill to save a space for Hillary. Hillary 2016.

    by Hill16 January 7th at 10:04PM
  8. i was unaware john burried his son in pet cemetary and jet was to put on urkel glasses shot up with three kilos of meth and sent as a guest on the daily show tonight which i love and pretened to a msnbc reporter

    by chris gray January 8th at 2:12AM
  9. One of these presidents don't look like the other.. Forgets rest of the words to the Sesame Street Song.

    by Kamron January 8th at 1:43PM
  10. One of these presidents don't look like the other.. Forgets rest of the words to the Sesame Street Song.

    Why my Comment not showing!

    by Kamron January 8th at 1:46PM
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