Canadian Conspiracy to Keep Barack Obama from Blair House? Indecision Exclusive!
It's a longstanding tradition for presidents-elect to move into Blair House, a mansion across the street from the White House, five days before the inauguration.
This year a minor scandal ensued when Barack Obama asked to move in a few weeks early to accommodate his daughters' school schedule. "Uh, no," said the Bush administration, citing "guests" who were "booked" at the mansion in January. Awkward! So Obama and his family have been relegated to some cheap motel called the Hay-Adams, where they are living on Toblerone and seltzer from the mini-fridge.
Today the mystery Blair House guest was revealed: it's (former) Australian Prime Minister John Howard. Call me Bob Woodwardette, but I smell a conspiracy.
Let's review what we know…
* This fall reports surfaced that Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper stole a speech about Iraq… from (former) Australian Prime Minister John Howard.
* Then Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper went rogue and shut down his government.
* Now all of a sudden (former) Australian Prime Minister John Howard is occupying the president-elect's residence.
* And on Monday a mysterious maple syrup odor blanketed New York City.
There you have it! This thing goes deep. Real deep. And remember, if the mainstream media outlets overlook this bombshell, it's because they've been infiltrated by the Canadians.
It's been known to happen. They're stealthy and they look just like us.
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guys, I think y'all gotta step back and relax a bit. Seriously start thinking about 2012, not 1812. You've got a lot bigger things to be worrying about.
it true , canada is taking over … we are adding colour to your money and making more coins instead of bills …
John Howard is no longer the Australian Prime Minister. We voted him out in November year before last in favour of the less conservative Mr Kevin Rudd and the Labour Party: Kevin '07, like Obama '08, was a great relief to a nation.
Howard was always trying to be W's BFF, and Aussies have seen John roll over many a time in the hope that Bush would remember he was there and stoop down to rub his tummy. I'm not surprised that Howard is a collaborator in an effort to oust the Obamas; he is notorious for ignoring the dark-skinned indigenous population of his own country in regard to land rights and housing initiatives. I suspect he thinks 'half-Kenyan' is the same as 'half-Koori'.
Anyhow, please insert 'former' when talking about Mr Howard as PM of our country. How would the US feel if the rest of the world saw George Bush as the leader of their nation FOR EVER?
Us Canucks are gettin' tough. Headline news in the Toronto Star newspaper reads
"U.S. woman deserter ordered to leave Canada"….most of us here know she was a he working undercover to spy on our new product…popup frozen breakfast…Beaver Tails with maple surup or however it is spelled.
PS…Backgrounder…Beaver tail is like a pancake but in the shape of our national symbol, like similar to the eagle in that country to the south of our nation, the great white north.
Oh blast, now got to take a crack at entering your code….nothing like that here
Duh?!…Like you're givin' us to much credit, eh?!
Muskoka Dude, tree tapper for maple surup…or some spellin' like that.
PS Muskoka is north of the city…Toronto, and home to lots of maple trees. Business has been real good this year, too.
Paul Hogan was spotted standing guard at The Blair House eating oddly shaped bacon and yelling at everyone, "that's not a knife!"
Remember 1812! Viva Canada! The revolution is at hand!