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January 7 at 3:19AM

The Daily Show: Two Senators Are Missing

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Because of election complications in Minnesota and Illinois, the Senate is missing two, leaving Americans on a rudderless ship.

Are there enough senators to not get stuff done?

  1. I quit watching Fox News years ago, but I would relent to watch
    Bill O'Reilly welcome Al Franken to the US Senate even if I had to miss
    Countdown to view it.

    by Doug Somers January 8th at 9:35AM
  2. Since Coleman asked Franken to drop out after the first count showed him in front, it is only fair that hte drop out and let Al Franken take office. It might be good for the US to have a "real" comedian in the Senate, along with the rest of those jokers.

    by Mary Lu Dixon January 8th at 9:33AM
  3. i was unaware john burried his son in pet cemetary and jet was to put on urkel glasses shot up with three kilos of meth and sent as a gurst on the daily show tonight which i love and pretened to a msnbc reporter

    by christopher gray January 8th at 2:08AM
  4. Where can I get a picture of Blagojevich painted on the ceiling….aka Blagojevich Sistine Chapel ceiling painting.

    by veniecy January 7th at 8:25PM
  5. Al Franken ishould not be seated simply on the fact that it's retarded that he was even "elected" to begin with.

    by bryden January 7th at 6:49PM
  6. when will the senate GROW UP and stop playing Monkey in the middle

    by rawdawgbuffalo January 7th at 8:21AM

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