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With 12 days left, Dana Perino describes the mood in the White House, comparing it to the last two weeks of high school.



How do you think she did?

  1. WOW! She thiks Dubya is witty, and has to fake her chuckles at Jon's jokes! She probably has a job at FOX news already lined up. I don't know if she would suck Dubya's dick, but I'm sure she'd hold it in her mouth for a while.

    by Chris January 13th at 7:48AM
  2. dear jon stewart i was not going to write this but i saw that you asked for a comment. It works to have a pretty and sweet sort of girl as press secretary you adored her you where droling over her. i like her too I'm not lesbian but still i like pretty and sweet girls. It means you need to go to your psychiatrist iif you have one and find out why hating bush and his regime you fall captive to Dana Perino you had not done enouhgh analysis on how guilty sweet blondes are though they don't look it, to keep surface things in cheque, mind you i prefer everyone to be let off the hook . Is she high class and you did not mind, ithought you were on eof those rich hating comunists. The descreet charm of the bourgousie works. Ask Jon oliver or robert riggle about it i would say they might hav edistanced themselves more.

    by rose macaskie January 13th at 8:01AM
  3. Sexaay. She has single handedly (not necessarily hers) softened Bush's horrid legacy.

    by Dan Roe January 13th at 8:55AM
  4. Perino NO GO!

    She still has that deer caught in the headlights look about the last 8 years! Just go away and never return! She's played the WH press corps to the fullest and now Dick Cheney will take care of her with some corporate gig. Any future client from the Fortune 500 should laugh her out of the conference room. She's an embarrassment to PR people!

    by AcrossThePond January 13th at 9:48AM
  5. Why does he have to bring that shiksa on his show when he can get somebody like Rabbi Schmuley? After all, people shouldn't get all their sex education from x-rated websites.

    by Kvetch January 13th at 11:10AM
  6. We wish to know their names no more (including hers).

    by MCD January 13th at 11:38AM
  7. I love you for fire eating presidents when Irak burns, to help the disaster struck in the middle east. For really sticking out your neck and asking for a Ben Stiller of the Zoolander variety to assasinate you, not because you fall for the charms of a cute anglo saxon Delila. The charms of that same president you once attacked press secretary while Palestine burns. I suppose other Jon Stewart admirers have my same tastes for whatching you tight rope walking on the high wire so you must go on doing it or we will all forsake you. Is Rob Riggle really gone? We need him to stop you getting to refined and not pugilistic enough.

    by rose macaskie January 13th at 12:45PM
  8. He should be nicer to her, since she is the only member of the bush administration to grace his show. He should use simple psychological techniques to get info from her: tease her in the beginning of the interview to make her uncomfortable, then offer her a way into the safezone by asking increasingly intimate questions, all the while threatening repudence if she does not comply.

    by monkey January 13th at 1:24PM
  9. The dreaded repudence. Isn't that like waterboarding? Is it even legal?

    by Hiilo January 13th at 1:56PM
  10. Thank you, Mr. Holder:

    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0109/17487.html

    by Hilo January 15th at 12:56PM
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