From the Pork Barrel: Passing the Burris
* U.S. Senate on appointing Roland Burris: Um, uh, just a minute… Give us just one more minute… Wait, what was it you were asking about again? You look like you could use some pound cake.
* Old friends Dylan and Ethan Ris uncover Sarah Palin's innate power to identify evil people by site. Like, say, Keith Olbermann, for example.
* GOP to welcome crazy Ron Paul supporters that it hates with open arms.
* Barack Obama might not need to bribe friends with six-pack to get all moved into his new house.
* HuffPo's Bob Cessna is just fucking sick to death of everybody going on and on about what a great hero George W. Bush is. Yeah, it does get old after a while, doesn't it?
* R.I.P. Bush family cat that I just learned existed.




* U.S. Senate on appointing Roland Burris:
@ oboe: This is important: WHY DID YOU SWITCH TO DECAF? I mean, why did you change your name from Obamagramma to a musical instrument? I may have to switch to parabola.
It's almost 6 months since I first heard Gov. Palin's name and said "Huh?"
Dylan and Ethan Ris called out Ziegler's documentary. Therefore… they must be… WITCHES! (or very small rocks)
Does Palin identify evil with her 666 vision or by web location?