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January 9 at 6:48PM

From the Pork Barrel: Passing the Burris

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

* U.S. Senate on appointing Roland Burris: Um, uh, just a minute… Give us just one more minute… Wait, what was it you were asking about again? You look like you could use some pound cake.

* Old friends Dylan and Ethan Ris uncover Sarah Palin's innate power to identify evil people by site. Like, say, Keith Olbermann, for example.

* GOP to welcome crazy Ron Paul supporters that it hates with open arms.

* Barack Obama might not need to bribe friends with six-pack to get all moved into his new house.

* HuffPo's Bob Cessna is just fucking sick to death of everybody going on and on about what a great hero George W. Bush is. Yeah, it does get old after a while, doesn't it?

* R.I.P. Bush family cat that I just learned existed.

  1. @ oboe: This is important: WHY DID YOU SWITCH TO DECAF? I mean, why did you change your name from Obamagramma to a musical instrument? I may have to switch to parabola.

    by Cube January 11th at 9:47AM
  2. It's almost 6 months since I first heard Gov. Palin's name and said "Huh?"

    by oboe (formerly obamagramma) January 10th at 10:58PM
  3. Dylan and Ethan Ris called out Ziegler's documentary. Therefore… they must be… WITCHES! (or very small rocks)

    by Cube January 10th at 6:27PM
  4. Does Palin identify evil with her 666 vision or by web location?

    by oboe January 10th at 11:21AM

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