January 12 at 2:24PM
Get Your Own Official Presidential Pardon from President Bush While the Pardoning's Good!
Have you fucked up in some way these past eight years? Looking for a way to get off scott-free while an ethically-impaired Decider is still sitting in the Oval Office?
Well, lemme tell ya, you're not alone. In fact, you're so not alone that the White House had to create an automated online pardoning app to handle the overwhelming demand for "Get Out of Jail Free" cards.
Just enter all the pertinent info in the form below and then print out your own pardon from President Bush…
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This is awesome!
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(linkback) Funny or Lame? The comedy central presidential pardon generator [VOTE] – http://www.thriveorfail.com/2d181
Wow, that is way too cool dude! I LIke it.
Jess
http://www.privacy-web.us.tc
HAHAHA, this is great!
Hey! Where is the pardon for a broken tail light?
Eric Carlson and Joan Wagar, A,K,A, Doubleclick and Mrs Dash,( yes those are there nicknames they gave each other.) admitted to poisoning me while I was a plasma donor back in 2005.
Eric Carlson pedofied me behind prison walls and then framed me as a pedophile on march 26th 2007, I caught the crime on a audio recorder I put in Joan's purse.
there were people in authority helping them with this and nobody in authority will help they pretend nothing happened and refuse to investigate this.
Eric Carlson changed his hair color and his name but this is not hidden, only ignored by the authority's and media
I'm disabled from being poisoned and the hospitals refuse to admit I'm poisoned.
My Family is in danger from these people and I have no other recorse but to make these charges public.
My name is Terry Wagar,Im from Portland Oregon and I'm backing up these charges.
I have been threatened with harassment charges by a Sargent Walker, She is a portland police officer stationed at the OHSU hospital, for the non crime of reporting a multi murder conspiracy within that hospital.
They dont give a s4!t Joan and Eric was poisoning a plasma donor!
Thank God! For a moment I thought that I would really have to go to prison… for littering…
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/20/washington/20sentence.html?hp
HAHAHAHAHA
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