January 14 at 7:02PM
How to Feel on Inauguration Day: A Handy Flow Chart
If you're like 99.993% of the people in the U.S., then you have no idea how you should feel as Barack Obama is sworn into office on Tuesday. Should you be happy? Should you be sad? Should you be hungry? (Hint: You shouldn't be hungry.)
So many many choices! What to do?
Well, don't you worry yourself no more, because we've got a simple, easy-to-follow flow chart right here to answer all your question. Minimal thinking required…
Do you want to read the whole thing?
Yes!
No. (Just fucking read it.)
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You dolts still feel the need to mock third parties and treat them as irrelevant, don't you?
im laughing…ass…ass…
HA, nice to see it in full. (And yes, OMG Unicorn…)
@Dennis: Thanks, but I'm rather sure your thinking of a different LK. But I'll take any compliment, deserved or no. I'm a greedy bitch that way…
ohhh, star trek voyager, my favourite part of the nineties. makes me feel all warm and nostalgic inside.
Kvetch, I was thinking about doing a little volunteering. After all, I just got my degree and I must have something to offer. What do you think?
Suzy, you won't do it. You like your life as a bum. A little housework, playing on your computer, and all your TV friends. No, you won't do it.
Kvetch, could you be a little more blunt? But you're right. When they took Star Trek out of its 6AM slot on TV Land, I started sleeping in later. Nothing to look forward to. My whole morning routine has been off ever since.
haha, oh stepehen colbert. you and your things you say. they are funny.
I moved, is there any way to update my address or have my Unicorn forwarded?
@Jim: Yes, yes we do.