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January 14 at 10:05AM

The Daily Show LIVE on Inauguration Day

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

You won't need to wait until Barack Obama's historic inauguration as the 44th President of the United States is old news on Wednesday night to get Jon Stewart and the Daily Show correspondents' perspective on the Inauguration Day events.

The Daily Show is all set to report LIVE on Inauguration Day night (is that an oxymoron?) Tuesday, January 20th at 11 pm.

As such, you won't be faced with a deafening silence on George Bush's forward retreat from office. Nor will you miss out on any of the huge bits of Obama inaudacious audacities of hopeful reality.

Jumbo shrimp.

  1. I so hope she's the future of the rethuglican party. She represents the absolute worst in politics–contemptuous of learning, celebratory of willful ignorance, and demonstrating the sort of hubris that only the delusional can. Go, Sara Go! Run your party into the ground!

    by Rick January 14th at 8:29PM
  2. Puleez, puleez, let her run in 2012. 1] the entertainment value is priceless 2] we'll have the election nailed. My God, she could have at least have answered The Wasilla Tribune or Field and Stream, but NOTHING!

    by Chris January 14th at 9:49PM
  3. Nah, screw Palin. Wayne Allyn Root in 2012.

    by Jim January 14th at 11:21PM
  4. I can't understand why Sarah Palin is playing victim. Didn't she use the media to accuse Senator Obama of being a Moslem/terrorist/communist? Her scare tactics didn't work this time, cos you can only fool American voters twice. It doesn't matter that she thinks dinosaurs went extinct because of a lack of room on the Ark. What matters is that the world is in a pickle at the moment and it needs guidance from people who know a thing or two about economic and environmental crisis. Sarah Palin not only doesn't know what to do, she would probably fight against the unpalatable solutions which are likely the antithesis of free market ideology.

    by Tony Raizis January 15th at 1:38AM
  5. When a person says why the financial crisis has to happen during my presidency, Well you are the president you are responsible for not letting it happen. Yeah may be Clinton administration was lenient but you had eight bloody years to stop these shambolic and hideous practice. Katrina was alrite huuh, yeah you did declared it national emergency and then retired to yet another vaccation leaving it to the much touted emergency response apparatus brought in after 9/11 absolute failure. Chitroff didn't even acknowledge the magnitude of destruction after two days the disaster struck. Fema chief Brown who i think was scapegoat couldn't do anything till your homeland idiot nodded. Dissappointed. One can agree oi you said yeah i went to iraq to remove a tyrant who killed his own people but nuclear weapon please and does he really care how many people died due absence of past war plan in iraq both civilians or the young americans who have become a role of honour in pop nationalistic culture. Manipulating the climate chan ge report, pardoning Libby, Gonzalez saga

    by Sameer January 15th at 2:24AM
  6. The woman is a blatant liar. She will do anything to justify what she does. She's been so rushlimbaughed that she doesn't know which end is up. Deserving of being a right-wing hero, she fits well with them.

    by Wayne January 15th at 4:51AM
  7. I am wondering if she is mildy retarted, or missing a chromosome or something.

    I feel sorry for her.

    J

    by jonathan January 15th at 12:21PM
  8. It's never the crack addict's fault either.
    What happened to the Rethuglickans? They were the all-powerful, all-knowing (but also all-lying), all-whitey, control freaks. Now? Whiney losers. Grow up. We all have to live with the Bush Depression – oops – except the rich whitey Rethugs who worship King George II. Say, can we ship all the Rethugs to Paraguay?

    by A N Other January 15th at 1:52PM
  9. The hateful rhetoric I'm seeing here is disgusting. You dolts are acting like children and should be ashamed of yourselves.

    by Jim January 15th at 5:41PM
  10. pity is poison, so give me more please i really need not want it.

    by fooktard January 15th at 5:53PM
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