From the Pork Barrel: Pimp My Faith-Based Community Initiative
* If you're gonna be the prostitution guru of Columbus, it helps to also be the director of Ohio's Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives. Because you're essentially using the same rolodex.
* Excited for Barack Obama's inauguration? Then you're totally gay, you gay!
* Caroline Kennedy's popularity has dropped hard in the past month. Maybe she really is meant for politics.
* Thank Jesus we have men like Rep. Paul Broun and these two weird religious guys around to do important government stuff like blessing doorways. Otherwise, all the doorways would suffer an eternity in Hell.
* Eric Holder holdering in there pretty well.
* I'm surprised that more people aren't pissed at this comparison of Rick Warren's congregation to the Hitler Youth Movement. Maybe it's because it's Rick Warren making the comparison.
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Jon Stewart makes a living at calling people "gay". To him, it is the ultimate insult, not something to be proud of.
Re: Rep. Paul Broun–Protection of doorways, windows, bridges (entry or passageways) is an old Christian tradition rooted in paganism to ward off evil. Be grateful he's not drawing sheela-na-gigs.
I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE DURING UP TO RICK WARREN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68Ze1ZcqnO0
*I disagree with Freddie's view on Star Wars.
If being gay is a prerequisite for getting excited over the inauguration, then get me a nice floral arrangement, a pink triangle, leather-chaps, and the complete works of Freddie Mercury.