PSA: Karl Rove Will Deliver Your Mash Notes to George W. Bush

Since we all had such a delightful time describing George W. Bush in one word (other than incompetent), I thought I should pass along this message from my bestest Twitter buddy, @KarlRove…

Send a farewell letter to President Bush — Email gwbfarewell@gmail.com [no attachments] and I'll give him your note

I'll deliver the letters on January 20th — sorry, I can't deliver any letters sent after 6:00 PM ET on January 19th.

If you're in a rush, feel free to use Indecision's convenient George W. Bush Farewell Letter template:

Goodbye, President Bush. You are a [noun], and after eight years in office, I hope you finally get a chance to [transitive verb] yourself.

xoxo
[Your name]

Remember, email your Uncle Blossom by 6 p.m. Monday, and NO ATTACHMENTS, unless you want to be "detained."