Barack and Michelle Obama just finished speaking at Coolidge Senior High School in DC where a bunch of people were presuambly invited for a lunch to repay them for some sort of public service — I hope they aren't any of those fucking community organizers there! — as part of today's national community service appreciation day.

And now he's going through the pretty huge room and shaking hands with every single person in attendance.

He's a better man than me. If I have to talk to more than six people on any given day, I start getting antsy. (I don't want them stealing my bodily energies.)