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John Roberts and Barack Obama in "Oath of Office 2: Gettin' it Right"

Hey, remember that scene in the inauguration when the stuffy Chief Justice messed up the words to the oath of office, and the good guy waited for him to say it right, and then they both started to say it at the same time and it still came out wrong? That was hilarious!

Audiences couldn't stop raving about that bit, so, typical Hollywood production, they shot a remake last night in the Oval Office…

President Obama retook his oath of office Wednesday after Chief Justice John Roberts flubbed while delivering it at Tuesday's inauguration.

The second oath — also administered by Roberts — took place at 7:35 p.m. Wednesday in the White House's Map Room. Roberts asked Obama whether he was ready.

"I am, and we're going to do it very slowly," Obama replied. [...]

After a flawless recitation, Roberts smiled and said, "Congratulations again."

And then Barack Obama grabbed his revolver, jumped on his Jetski and took off for Monte Carlo, where sexy, high-stakes danger awaits.

Also, I think this means he is president for life.

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  1. Hey, can we get a do-over on the election too?

    by RM January 22nd at 4:54PM
  2. Oaf of Office

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/22/opinion/22pinker.html?em

    by Hilo January 22nd at 2:11PM
  3. That was no error, guys. Obama just stole the 2012 election.

    by Andrej M. January 22nd at 12:42PM
  4. I am not sure of the need for this… everyone watching on Tuesday saw it, they saw the speeches, the parties, etc. Whether in person or through live feeds on a wireless internet connection, the world saw and did not question. Why drag this stuff on?

    by Erin January 22nd at 11:51AM

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