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January 28 at 3:56AM

The Colbert Report: Bill O'Reilly Will Not Report on Caroline Kennedy's Affair

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Papa Bear does not report gossip, so he refuses to talk about Caroline Kennedy's affair with Arthur Sulzberger.

O'Reilly wants his audience to be very crystal clear that he can't verify anything.

  1. Who cares what Ms. Kennedy does in her private life? Is this what our nation has become? (A rhetorical question; yes, it is what we have become).

    by Miguel January 29th at 1:27AM
  2. Whether it's true or not isn't the point. The point is the Irish blowhard is a hypocrite.

    by AJ January 29th at 2:54AM
  3. Lol Taylor. You're "in the media" and you didn't catch what Colbert was getting at? No wonder everyone is mocking your incompetent asses.

    by John January 29th at 3:52AM
  4. @AJ
    Bill O'Reilly isn't Irish.
    He made one TV appearance in Ireland in 2008 and he was booed by the audience & deemed to be a liar & a dick.

    by IrishPerson January 29th at 9:09AM
  5. Boy oh boy, and we thought Blago was bad!

    What about Paterson's obvious pay-to-play scheme in NY with Gillibrand and her "sugar daddy," Alfonse D'Amato?

    See this article about the Paterson-Gillibrand-D’Amato connection which reports that Al D’Amato gave Paterson a stunning $500k at a holiday party last year during the heat of the senate seat competition. (And details another half million or so raised by D'Amato for Paterson in the preceeding weeks!)

    That’s well over a million dollars, certainly enough money to buy D’Amato prime placement in the front row of Paterson’s press conference announcing D'Amato's longtime BFF Kirsten Gillibrand as his senate pick…and perhaps it bought um….other things as well. (cough)

    This investigative report unravels the fascinating relationship between Gillibrand and D’Amato (it’s all in the family, baby!), how the two came to be so strangely close to Governor Paterson, and tells the REAL REASON why Caroline Kennedy didn't get Hillary Clinton's former senate seat…the cash she wouldn't pony, Macaroni!

    PLEASE READ THIS STORY THE MSM DOES'NT WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT!

    http://thekennedys.wordpress.com/2009/01/27/pay-to-play-scheme-in-ny-senate-seat-pick/

    by New Frontier January 29th at 10:53AM
  6. Taylor, is your real name Judy Smith?

    Are you the Paterson PR flack and FORMER BUSH WHITE HOUSE STAFFER who KNEECAPPED Caroline Kennedy by leaking these trashy, unsubstantiated rumors to the press last week?

    We will accept your apology now. You can come out of hiding…

    by New Frontier January 29th at 10:55AM
  7. It does not matter if the story is true or not, the point is O'Reilly being a lying hypocrite with double standards. He says he does not report rumors, and anyone in the media who does is a dishonest and corrupt journalist. That is O'Reilly's own opinion of journalists who report rumors that can not be confirmed.

    But that's only when the rumor is about a Republican, like McCain, remember when the rumor was reported about McCain and the lobbyist. O'Reilly said it was brutally wrong to report it unless you can verify it to be true. He said if you can not verify it shut up and do not report it.

    Then as soon as a rumor comes out about a Democrat he is the first one to report it, and he even makes it his lead story. It's massive hypocrisy, and a massive double standard. It also shows what a piece of shit biased Republican he is, because if that was a rumor about a Republican woman he would have never reported it.

    And I should know, I have been monitoring O'Reilly for close to 9 years now.

    http://www.oreilly-sucks.com

    by Steve January 30th at 10:10AM
  8. Bill O'Reilly knows absolutely nothing. If you want the real gossip, come to me.

    Jon Stewart, I don't want to hear you disrespecting your bubbe's chicken soup. Some children have no bubbe and no chicken soup- and where are they?

    by Yente January 30th at 10:59AM
  9. I like bill O Reilly but sometimes hes over the top and allways full of himself. But this is a big story and was'ent reported by the mainstream media. This isent all that shocking considering all the liberal scandals since the election of Barrack Obama.

    by Stephen K February 2nd at 6:48PM
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