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Barack Obama Wants You to Throw the Worst Party Ever

Barack Obama email list, activate! Form of… annoyingly earnest invitations to join your neighbors in an important conversation about the challenges our country faces and a chance to take action and stand up and have a say and be part of history moving forward together with unity and change and hope and leadership and good lord, okay, we get it.

In other words, America, are you ready to house party? Again?

President Obama's new political network, Organizing for America, is giving his campaign followers their first task Friday in what is becoming an all-hands-on-deck effort to push his stimulus package through Congress.

Their mission: to host "Economic Recovery" house meetings across the country next weekend.

"We can't figure out how to package this stimulus thing, so, what the hell. You people get together, drink some beer, see what you come up with. Extra points if you think of a catchy acronym."

[Organizing for America], which is the keeper of the Obama campaign’s 13 million e-mail addresses, will supply party hosts with an economic stimulus party kit online.

This awesome "party kit" will consist of a recipe for ketchup-water soup, a photograph of Timothy Geithner, and downloadable instructions for fashioning a shelter out of your economic stimulus party kit.

Have fun with that!

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  1. I'd be happy if I could understand what AJ Kerns wrote. What has happened to the English language? Can we get a stimulus package to teach that to the American public?

    by Fran February 2nd at 6:36PM
  2. Yeah, I'm disabled,worked since I was 6 years old. It woulde be a crime if the,"stimulus," started with a little more heat and food.13k a year isn't worth voting an increase for I guess.

    by A J Kerns February 2nd at 4:38PM

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