January 30 at 3:06AM
Jon Stewart Needs Help Mocking Eric Holder
Jon is concerned Eric Holder doesn't have what it takes to be attorney general. He's also worried about how he should mock him.
Vote for the best comedic reference to make fun of Eric Holder. All votes will be sent to Brian Williams.
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Steadman!
the good thing about judge holder is that he is not alberto gonzales. the bad thing about him is his judgement.
Lando.
Definitely Stedman. If Stedman had a love child with Dr. Phil.
Lando Calrision
Ok, I vote for Ron Glass – not for getting a date for Fish but for keeping Captain Reynolds on his toes and Jane from killing everyone.
does anyone else think the octuplets are the revenge of Mccain palin, you all know the phant motto better late than…stay in pittsburgh neil
does anyone else think the octuplets are the revenge of Mccain palin, you all know the phant motto better late than…
stay in pittsburgh neil
came by to check in on stevo's new war with abc, i think he should take it to the next level…as the network deleted 2 unidentical posts for being and i quote "antisocial". I think stew should interview the ethics doc from boston and let bw show a clip of steven's roast of the unethical ivit this topic really fires me up (it will take more than one extin) jason you not allowed to make fun of america and nascar when you condon such human rights abuse. i want to scream at rodo (he shouldn't add to his sins b/c he couldn't keep it together)..s.p.s. i don't respect doctors that woman should have been refered to a rest ward not a delivery room.
Speaking of U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder:
Eric Holder is a racial-minority individual, and in his heart and mind he inevitably does not endorse hate crimes committed by George W. Bush.
George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog).
George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.
And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention.
Many people know what Bush did.
And many people will know what Bush did—even to the end of the world.
Bush was absolute evil.
Bush is now like a fugitive from justice.
Bush is a psychological prisoner.
Bush has a lot to worry about.
Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time.
In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.
Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
“GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY” BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG
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I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Oh wait—off the top of my head—I think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.