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February 12 at 4:20PM by Mary Phillips-Sandy

Rats! Nancy Pelosi's Mouse Just Another GOP Tall Tail

When I saw the headlines about "Nancy Pelosi's mouse" I immediately assumed the worst: Richard Gere's gerbil, part 2.

But no, turns out it's an allegation that the stimulus bill contains $30 million for saving salt marsh mice in Pelosi's California district. By which I mean, no, it's a fanciful fable from the magic kingdom of Republican spin…

How did this one get going? Yesterday a House Republican leadership staffer circulated a background email, which I [Plum Line's Greg Sargent] obtained, charging that GOP staffers had been told by an unnamed Federal agency that if it got money from the stim package, it would spend "thirty million dollars for wetland restoration in the San Francisco Bay Area — including work to protect the Salt Marsh Harvest Mouse."

The GOP staffer’s email didn’t say what agency it was. It didn’t say the money was actually in the package — just that an unnamed agency had said they would spend it on that if they got it.

So this is what the Republicans have left, a hypothetical fight against imaginary spending.

Hey, GOP, I just spent $400 million on mani/pedis for unwed mothers… in my mind.

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  1. Hey Ron, Yes indeed, read the bill! It's in there. Unlike many of our legislators I took the time to do so and sure as San Fran Nan is a liberal it is in there. I encourage everyone in the San Fransisco Bay area to adopt a cat and let them loose in the marsh! Problem solved 30mil on a freakin rodent? Are you kidding me? There should have been money in the "porkulus bill" for you left wingers to rent tow trucks to pull your heads out of your ass! An uneducated electorate elects retards like this! What the hell is wrong with you people out there? The state of Kalifornia has enough oil to solve your massive deficit, "we have one to, and a democrat govenor who was just impeached" and you won't drill for it because of "enviormental concerns! you clowns are so hung up on "green" we should classify you as plants and not Americans.

    by CAndriakos February 19th at 3:17AM
  2. After eight years of being puppets in the Bush Theatre of Fine Ignorance, the Republicans now have suddenly decided that they want to show the country how smart they really are by running to Mommy and Daddy to tattle on the Democrats….regardless of the obvious milk dripping from their chins. (and we all know where that comes from). There really does need to be term limits enacted on Congress. We don't get to keep a president over 8 years, so why do we keep these 50+ year old children on the teat for so long? I am not Republican, and I am not Democrat….I am AMERICAN.

    by Ron Walker February 18th at 11:45AM
  3. Dear Mary Phillips-Sandy,

    Read the bill.

    by Yip February 13th at 8:44PM

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