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John McCain Has Terrifying News for the Folks Back Home

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy

John McCain was in Arizona yesterday, bitching to some constituents about the spendulus bill that represents the triumph of Democratic partisanship over fair debate and compromise…

McCain joked that two things that are not pleasant to watch is the making of laws and sausage. [Ed. note: aka PORK and PORK.] He also said a second bridge across the Colorado River in Bullhead City was badly needed. About $20 million of the $140 million needed for the bridge has been raised. Any money from the stimulus package would funnel down from the governor and the state legislation.

The stimulus package, the one that absolutely isn't the way to spend on infrastructure projects. Whatever. On a completely related note…

He also admitted that the Democrats are nibbling around the edges of the Second Amendment.

I'm sure it took hours of prodding by Arizona's burliest citizens for John McCain to "admit" this crazy thing, that Nancy Pelosi has put Constitution'n'Quinoa Casserole with a side of Your Hunting Rifle Souffle on the menu in the Senate cafeteria.

But admit it he did.

Because that's just what bipartisans do.

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