You're Invited to Bobby Jindal's Super Sweet Sixteen!

OMG, you guys. Bobby Jindal? His party tonight? Is gonna be off the hook. Did you see his custom invitations? Man! If he pulls this off, he'll totally be the coolest guy in school tomorrow…

"The job is very important in framing the Republican message really for the rest of the year," said Nick Ayers, executive director of the Republican Governors Association, referring to the response speech Tuesday. "Gov. Jindal provides the outside-the-beltway, not D.C., perspective. And he's one of the smartest policy minds in the country. He's not perceived as a overtly political person."

I bet he'll have a surprise performer, too. You wait. T.I.'s gonna get up on stage with him. That's just how Bobby Jindal rolls. Speaking of which, I can't wait to see his entrance. If he goes with anything less than a stretch Hummer, I'll be shocked.

Obama is expected to focus on the economic crisis and the $787 billion stimulus bill among other issues during his first congressional address, and Jindal will likely rebut with a push for fiscal responsibility, [Democratic strategist Chris] Kofinis said.

"He'll probably flash back to the past, talking about fiscal responsibility and ignoring the fact that over the last eight years the Republicans have been the poster child for fiscal irresponsibility," he said.

Wooooo! Fiscal irresponsibility!

You know what that means: this ends with Bobby Jindal getting the keys to a brand-new BMW!