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Clean Coal: Harnessing the Awesome Power of the Word "Clean"

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Since President Obama set money aside in his new budget for things like magically clean-burning coal, I bet we'll be seeing more products like this hitting the market soon…

You can't tell me we can't figure out how to make an air freshener out of coal that we mine right here in the USA and make it work somehow.

(That commercial was directed by the Coen Brothers, btw.)

  1. You know what is clean, though? A nice charcoal facial scrub! Really cleans out the poor! (Uh, i mean, "pores.")

    by Sputnik February 27th at 11:53AM
  2. I just saw this commercial on TV too. It's kind of awesome.

    by LK February 26th at 4:26PM

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