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Ask Ben Bernanke a Simple Question, Ben Bernanke Gives You a Simple Hey Look at That Walrus

benbernankeFederal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke was on Capitol Hill today, testifying before the Senate Budget Committee. The official theme of the hearing was "Economic and Budget Challenges for the Short and Long Term," which, let me check… yes. We have those.

Luckily we also have Ben Bernanke's trademark straightforwardness

“Mr. Chairman,” Senator Ron Wyden, Democrat of Oregon, asked at the outset, “at what point will the taxpayer no longer be on the hook for the massive A.I.G. failure? What is the end game for American taxpayers?”

Mr. Bernanke replied that nothing had made him more angry during the months of the sprawling financial crisis than the episode involving the insurance giant that has reported astronomical losses and has been given financial lifelines worth billions of dollars.

“A.I.G. exploited a huge gap in the regulatory system,” Mr. Bernanke said. “There was no oversight of the financial products division. This was a hedge fund, basically, that was attached to a large and stable insurance company.” And this quasi-hedge fund, Mr. Bernanke went on, to nobody’s surprise, made irresponsible bets and took huge losses.

Uh, okay. So can we assume next Thursday for the taxpayer-off-the-hook thing?

Because next Thursday's good for me.

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  1. AIG may not be a going concern no matter what the government does. If they cannot generate any new business then the bail out will go towards funding future losses. If some inner city kids can figure this out then so can adults. To learn more go to http://www.newyorkshockexchange.com If you find some good advice on our site the least you can do is visit our third party ads (left side of webpage) because we can't afford to give advice for free.

    by Ralph March 4th at 12:28AM
  2. Just remember 2 years ago this month Bennie B. said the subprime loan crisis was over.

    by Bearness March 3rd at 9:48PM

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