March 4 at 3:02PM by Mary Phillips-Sandy
How Your Rush Limbaugh Sausage Gets Made
Take one blowhard radio host whose popularity peaked around the same time as the Counting Crows'.
Add a newly emboldened Democratic party in search of a non-Bush nemesis and a Republican party in search of a leader, or a magic Twitter account, or anything, really.
Let rise until the blowhard radio host says something blowhard-y about how he hopes the new Democratic president fails to bring about economic recovery in the midst of a recession.
Immediately whisk into a froth, adding James Carville's secret Cajun spices.
Combine with abject groveling, grandstanding, indignation, feigned outrage, real outrage, jokey websites and accusations of unnecessary distraction.
Garnish with a dollop of David Plouffe.
Serve as often as necessary.
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Limbaugh has said he wants to debate Obama, not Jon Stewart. He's too scared to go on The Daily Show.
Thank you, Nemesis, for proving me right!
Or, as Rush said today, you are "an odorous, nasty person" that enjoys hating.
Why would anyone want to debate an insufferable, sanctimonious, hypocritical wackjob windbag. Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Limbaugh I didn't mean for that to sound like the truth. Please forgive my spot on description of your many faults. I was only trying to say in the nicest way possible that you are a sociopath and I wish you everything that you deserve and more.
Liberals always need someone to HAAAAATE, don't they?
Liberals enjoy hating people that are different. Just like bigots, hmm? Oh, that's right, it's not bigotry if they think less of the persons you hate. Sort of what like ugly slave owners used to tell themselves as they abused their slaves. Now Jon Stewart gets to show us YES, he's just that ugly a person. But don't worry, he won't admit it, he'll rationalize it.
Hey, how about Jon invites Rush on his show? Oops, no, can't do that, Jon only debates in rigged fights. Jon Stewart doesn't posses the sincere mental ability to debate Rush.
But I'm guessing, the Daily Show's producers won't allow it. They need to protect Stewart from embarrassing himself!!!
That's one spicy meatball.