March 4 at 10:09AM
Jon Stewart: Rush Limbaugh Is the Very Picture of Self-Reliance and Restraint
As you read here yesterday, RNC chairman Michael Steele realized the err of his ways and apologized for foolishly speaking ill of Rush Limbaugh. But Steele wasn't the only one with the poor judgment to criticize Limbaugh. On Monday night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart had some coarse words for the radio host. So, naturally, Stewart changed his tune last night.
I like how, after tearing apart Rush like a hilarious wolf devouring a pit-stained retarded sheep with a pituitary problem, Jon has some Bill O'Reilly for dessert. But that's definitely going to give him the runs.
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I apologize to Rush for many things. I know that my insistence on thinking for myself is unamerican. As is my desire for equality. I know that my acceptance of other cultures and my lack of interest in Fox News both make me deserving of Gitmo. I do know this. And I'm sorry. I understand that by supporting a democratic president that I am undermining everything that the founding fathers fought for… but not nearly as much as my fight for freedom to not be religious does. And I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that I believe in Science and support scientific advancements. I do know that to be a good citizen I need to blindly follow majority religious leaders in their fight against science and knowledge. I can't help it. It's a compulsion.
Just like my compulsion to respect my female boss. And my compulsion to hope that our president succeeds.
I'm sorry that I'm so unamerican. You're right. As always, you're right.
I repent my liberal ways. I'll now quit with my thinking and blindly follow the dumbest conservative I can find on the air.
I wanted to thank Odin for one of the first truly funny Internet comments I have read in months, with that Dr. Phil quip. So cleansing after a bout with teh Youtubes "lmao FIRST!"
I've been reading these posts and I'm right – Liberals NEED to hate. Sad, very sad.
Dear Rush,
I'm sorry I have a myriad of insults to sling at you. I'm sorry that most of them are childish. I'm sorry that you deserve every one.
P.s. You're a fat douche-bag filled with hate and ignorance. You're a hypocrite druggie cigar-smoking loser. You're just upset that you can't find your penis so other people must pay.
P.p.s. Your name is a verb. That's dumb.
I'm sorry for being a dummy, Rush.
How would Rush feel if Obama said, "I wish Rush would go blind and deaf and dumb." "Oops. I'm sorry," the President said, "I really meant to say I wish Rush would die."
Buffet is the Oracle of Omaha. He earned that title by demonstrating financial wisdom, acute analysis and honesty. limbaugh may be out on a planet, but he still deserves a similar title. Perhaps The Oracle of Uranus will fit nicely.
I am sorry that you are an ignoranus (someone who is both an idiot and an asshole). I am sorry that so many people hate you. I am sorry that you think you have to be a dick just so people will respect you. I am sorry that you are a closed-minded, knuckle-dragging troglodyte with the intelligence of a baked potato.
Rush, I'm sorry. I called you a nazi. Alas, you aren't even up to that level of evil. You are just a plain vanilla fascist demagogue
Is it just me or does anyone else hear Rush getting richer every time we talk about him?