March 6 at 1:29PM
Stephen Colbert Wonders If Sean Hannity Has Maybe Suggested That Rush Limbaugh Might Be a Mean-Spirited, Lard-Assed, Talk-Radio Mind Corpse
…because it's the only possible explanation for this level of obsequious crack-licking.
What do you think Sean Hannity said about Rush to get him begging so hard for forgiveness?
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I think Hannity is just trying to make up for the double-dipping he did when he got a two for one deal with Rush's oxy-cotton…….without Rush knowing!
Well both Sean and Rush are hardcore conservatives.
I'm guessing there's a lot of knowledge about the goings-on in airport mens rooms each has on the other. So rather than ass kissing (which I'm sure was already taken care of in the afore mentioned mens room) this is just a case of good ol' ass covering on Sean's part!
Because to me Rush just seems like the kind of guy that if he's going down he's taking everyone with him.
Unless of course it's just his turn… or you got some extra oxy's!
Hannity has "Rush Envy" and is doing some preemptive kiss-up just in case the 2012 ticket is Limbaugh/Palin, then Hannity might land himself a cabinet post and all of the right-wing radioheads can run the country since they think they have all the answers. And acting "Trophy VP" Palin will just continue shopping and shooting wolves from airplanes.
What's with the new 2 word security code? Did the 4 letter code encourage too much profanity?
Are you paying twice as much for the 2 word security code?
'cause I'm not sure wordiness is the express lane to comedy.
"Goodnight Rush, do you think I could be on top next time? I promise I won't use my Brit Hume voice this time." Said Sean, as Rush gentely stroked the knape of his ass, or in this case vagina. I made atkins friendly Bownies they're on the counter. This of course was an outrage asuming he would have to get out of bed for reasons other than humiliation.
While drunk Hanninty drunk called Rush and said " You look like a chipmunk that has too many nuts in their mouth but I'm sure its just a fistful of oxycodone pills and just a few nuts. Too bad your willpower isn't as big as your ass because if it was true you would be able to just say no to drugs. And hey did you get the check from George Lucas for letting them use your daily ass shavings for the Wookie costumes. Oh and your mother is easier than factoring a perfect square.
Don't you listen Hannity? the obvious obsequious crack-licking is due to the undeniably fact that, as Hannity has had determined in similar situations where he has been due to his likeness and often proximity to ass cracks, he likes what you can call "ranked" crack-licking.
"Rush, when we're in bed all I can think about is Stephen Colbert."