March 9 at 3:28PM
Caption Challenge: Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner
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Welcome to the 2009 Chicago High School Speech and Debate finals. Mr. Geithner, you have 5 minutes to introduce your position on today's topic … Taxation and the role of the IRS.
I'm gonna have to say…
"pass"
5 minutes to fix 10 years….GULP!
Tim…you have five minutes to fix the economy before the trap doors on the device that you're trapped in close, decapitating you…
"Wow, this new IQ'mometor is uncannily accurate!! Paris Hilton?…yea, she got a 75."
You have 5 minutes left to get to the bank and withdraw the little money that we haven't taken yet.
Remember back when you had a job and 5:00 was quitting time? Now, 5:00 stands for the five hours you were left standing in the unemployment line.
It's 5 o'clock………..do you know where your money is?
What time is it— 5 a.m or 5 p.m?
Time is waiting… we only got five minutes to save the world!
No hesitatin'… grab a boy, grab a girl!