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March 13 at 3:44PM by Mary Phillips-Sandy

Joe Biden Announces $1.3 Billion for Amtrak, Because What Else Is He Gonna Do

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Today the Obama administration set aside $1.3 billion from the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act to repair Amtrak infrastructure, but who wants to leave the White House, go down to Union Station and make this boring announcement on the train tracks?

Oh, there's always whatsisname

Vice President Biden, perhaps the nation’s most famous Amtrak passenger, announced today that Amtrak will receive $1.3 billion in stimulus money to expand passenger rail capacity.

At an event at Union Station this afternoon, Biden strongly defended the government subsidies that go to the nation’s rail system and said he was “tired of apologizing for help for Amtrak.”

Touchy touchy touchy! Geez, I had no idea Joe Biden had been so busy helping Amtrak and then apologizing for it.

Well, what can you do. A man has to pass the time somehow.

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  1. Listen up C.T. Stewart knows better than to take on Rush or at least he should know better. As for no American wishing the prez to fail you obviously forget about your liberal friends wishing that upon President Bush, how convenient! Rush wants BO's policies to fail, but you are like all the hateful liberals and read into Rush's comment's as you like. It is however nice to know you are a fan
    of El Rushbo! That means you have a couple of brain cells left.

    by Adam March 15th at 7:31PM
  2. close amtrak..hasnt post a profit in 20 years, another business that our government keeps subsidizing….if you cannot turn a profit, shut it down….sell all equipment for junk metal…run greyhound buses up and down the tracks.

    by dana March 15th at 1:27PM
  3. About time for someone to address CNBC's brokerage firm. A year ago I sent them an E-mail concerning a recession. All of the actors on CNBC would not use the "R" word, it was buy buy buy.

    by Gregory Aitken March 14th at 7:26AM
  4. You were great with Cramer. The way to go. Now you should take on Rush Limbaugh and ask if he is an american because no american would wish the President to fail. That is not only unamerican but may be treasonous. Deal with that subject.

    by charles Thomas March 13th at 9:47PM
  5. к прочтению…

    Today the Obama administration set aside[...]…

    by Комблог March 13th at 4:45PM
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