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March 19 at 10:53AM

Glenn Beck Isn't Saying Al Gore Is Hitler, Just Hitler-esque

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

So, you might be asking yourself, who is Glenn Beck?

When you asked who I am, I might've answered this differently two years ago than I do now. I am a guy who works my brains out. I am exhausted every single day, and I probably wouldn't work as hard if the times didn't call for it.

I believe what I say. That’s why sometimes everybody makes fun of me. Jeez, I’m turning into Tammy Faye Bakker, but my emotion is at the surface because I believe it.

Okay, so he's a guy who works really, really, really hard to get his message out because he sincerely believes in what he's saying.

So, uh, what is he saying?

Yeah, the argument that he was making was the same kind of tactic used by the Nazis. I don't believe Al Gore is trying to gas or round up Jews, I don't believe the result is going to be the same thing. Just understand that the tactic used was a device used by the Nazis.

For instance, we have him on tape during the convention or during the inauguration where he was talking to 12-, 13-, 14- and 15- year olds, and he said "Look there’s a lot of things you understand instinctively but your parents don't understand those things because they’re just too trapped in old thinking."

Well, gosh, I mean, I know he's not going to be rounding up Jews any time soon but that's called the Hitler Youth where you turn the children against the parents.

Hmmmm…

This is just a suggestion, but maybe — just maybe — he shouldn't "work [his] brains out" quite so hard and take a nap.

Those brains sometimes come in handy for thinking up things to believe.

  1. Didn't you know?

    Democrats are Socialists

    and……

    Republicans are Fascists

    by Tim in Rome, Ga March 19th at 3:13PM
  2. You have to wonder. Is Glenn Beck a barometer for civilization? I know I, for one, secretly assume the more a policy pisses off Glenn Beck the better it is for humanity as a whole.

    by Brian March 19th at 11:26AM
  3. очень интересно…

    I am exhausted every single day, and I probably wouldn't work as hard if the times didn't call for[...]…

    by Timur March 19th at 11:24AM

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