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March 19 at 5:30PM

Let's Hunt Down Timothy Geithner Like the Treasury Secretary He Is!

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

My fellow Americans, please kindly fetch your pitchforks and burning torches.

We're heading over to Tim Geithner's place

Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner told CNN Thursday his department asked Sen. Chris Dodd to include a loophole in the stimulus bill that allowed bailed-out insurance giant American International Group to keep its bonuses.

In an interview with CNN's Ali Velshi, Geithner said the Treasury Department was particularly concerned the government would face lawsuits if bonus contracts were breached… Geithner told Velshi Thursday he takes full responsibility for the situation.

What's the appropriate etiquette in such financial matters? Drawing and quartering or burning at the stake?

Oh, can we do both? I wish we could do both.

  1. 11:38 AIG and economy jokes — Brilliant because there's no material for Jay to work with.

    by Cube March 19th at 11:40PM
  2. 11:44 I find myself rooting for Jay to make me laugh and he finally did towards the end of his monologue. I just can't remember what he said. "Bleh, Bleh, President Obama is next."

    by Cube March 19th at 11:44PM
  3. 11:50 Jay has a figurine of an angel riding Arlen Specter.

    by Cube March 19th at 11:51PM
  4. How come Obama didn't come in on the short bus?

    by Cube March 19th at 11:56PM
  5. Obama kills them with the Simon Cowell joke. How the Hell will Conservatives respond…?

    Aha! HaHa! Obama's an American Idol! Hahahahahahaha.

    Shut up jealous bitches.

    by Cube March 20th at 12:01AM
  6. рекомендую…

    We're heading over to Tim Geithner's place… Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner told CNN Thursday[...]…

    by Деревня March 20th at 1:34AM
  7. I didn't know they let Commies in the Special Olympics! I'm sure there will be a nice, fat, retarded, article coming soon about the retarded statement Obama made and the retards who make this into a bigger retarded issue than it is, would never accept the retarded apology by King Hussein, and are against the minimal use of the word "retard."

    I was concurrently liveblogging on the other blog I'm schtooping and drowned in a lower gene pool. Sorry to my legions of retarded followers.

    by Cube March 20th at 6:54AM
  8. к прочтению…

    My fellow Americans, please kindly fetch your pitchforks and burning[...]…

    by Рыбачий блог March 20th at 8:57AM
  9. Call me old fashioned, but I'm a sucker for boiling in oil.

    by Bearness March 20th at 9:17AM
  10. Now here's a good joke.

    Q: What's the difference between Jesus and Barack Obama?

    A: Jesus knew how to build a cabinet.

    by Jim March 20th at 10:50AM
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