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March 20 at 9:52AM

Colbert vs. Steele: The Conservative Rap-Off

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

Dawg, did you see Young Ceezy bring it to Mike Steele of the Notorious GOP last night? Shit was tighter than a Grover Norquist-approved federal budget, son! It was hotter than the earth under the motherfucking Clear Skies Act of 2003, yo! Check it!



The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

  1. Classic Colbert! I think Steele and his rap with edited the edited frames was better!

    by Frank March 23rd at 12:34PM
  2. Kudos to whoever did the edits, writes, and the music on that. That was entertaining. I was bored and thought some people might be interested in this.

    Micheal Steele's verse:

    1, 2, 1, 2,
    Get ready to get knocked over.
    I have something to say
    I'm not trying to play
    Cut me a check for twenty five kay
    You want to help the people in my state great
    Cause I'm an republican for goodness sake
    The economy, the war
    And issues that affect the poor
    Go to the streets
    That's really the heat of the meat
    Bet on black you get it done
    You got the black republican that grew up on 8 street in DC son
    I've been a Republican since I was 17
    I intend to run the RNC
    Go back to my base
    Getting up in their face
    Democrats try to mix us up and get us off track
    Okay, whatever that's whack
    The Democrats got the swagger right now, swagger right now, swagger, swagger right now whatever
    The Democrats represent deflation, stagnation, obfuscation, taxation, traficaion(?)
    Reality check here Rush Limbaugh is an entertainer
    Oops my bad
    Hush, hush!
    I like Rush
    I'm focused on the cash flow
    Create the wealth not a stimulus bill
    That's a bad bad bill
    Drill baby drill
    There was a Micheal Steele before there was a Barack Obama
    I'm always open to everything like
    Like jer mama, jer jer, jer mama
    Ha, ha
    But Seriously
    Trying to force a massive stimulus bill
    I say that to that balogney
    These numb nuts on capital hill can blow me
    Hahaha!
    He definitely got the beat down.
    How you like me now

    by cyfixdDOTnet March 23rd at 10:26AM
  3. Steele should get his damned frames straightened out.

    by vladimir March 23rd at 9:59AM
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