If you could ask the President anything at all, what would you ask him?

You'd take the opportunity to ask him about his birth certificate, wouldn't you? That'd be the smart thing to ask…

Why is Obama being called Mr. President? He has not revealed his true identity therefore cannot be considered President of these United States. What he is is an usurper and must be removed from the Office of the Presidency along with his cohorts before they do anymore damage to our country. His rush to power to institute all of his programs is because he wants them implemented before he can be removed. If he gets away with it, the United States will no longer exist. We need more than Tea Parties, we need our Military to defend us against our enemies especially the domestic ones and that means the usurper and his cohorts.

And I heard he also watches you when you go to the bathroom. With special government cameras the CIA placed in your toilet while you were at the supermarket stockpiling cans. It's true.

Or maybe you'd like to ask him something that's not really so much a question as an unfocused ejaculation of bile…

Look "Moron" or is it "Oslummy" the last person that had an internal security force was Hitler so, does this mean your following in his footsteps? I think so as long as you have followers like Rahm "Marxist" Emmanuel by your side. Listen jerk all your buddies are nothing but a bunch of Socialists and if your ever going to get the respect from this country (you don't now) you need to fire them all (including the one's in congress (gestapo) and become a true conservative capitalist (smaller government, less spending, block the borders, respect the military and the people!) and you'll be alot better off.

Remember in history this country has fought all kinds of vermin and has won her battles with dignity and we can do it again if we have the proper leaders. Just want to mention you need to have a sit-to with Pelosi (she's lost her damn mind) in what she said about illegals when she said standing behind our immigration laws was "UN-AMERICAN" excuse me but thats what our laws are for to keep these SUCKERS from coming in here and destroying our country from within. Now get out your old crack pipe and smoke that!

The President will take your suggestions under advisement. Thank you.

Pandagon collected a whole bunch more adorable letters to the President.