Fun with Obama Photos: A Picture Is Worth a Thousand Flowery Overwritten Words
Many experts believe body language is more important than verbal communication. I would quote one of these experts to further validate my statement, but whenever questioned, most body language experts just shrug and give a thumb's up.
Whatever, the point is, President Obama is often photographed at various events, and we here at Indecision decided to analyze these images in order to truly understand our president and our nation's current state. First up is this image of President Obama confiding in Vice President Biden.
"You are a loyal Vice President and I respect you."
I bet you all thought I was going to comment on this image's seeming homoeroticism, but I assure you, this site is not immature to stoop to that level of grade-school joke-making… Sorry, hold on, I'm getting a call from my boss…
Nevermind. Scratch that. I've just been informed we are that immature.
Joe Biden: "What will people say?"
Barack Obama: "They'll say, 'Those two politicians are very much in love."
Please click after the jump to continue reading our intelligent and sober analysis and also fart jokes.
Here's Obama with DNC Chairman Tim Kaine. They seem friendly enough, but if you read into Obama's body language, you realize there's a very stern and direct message being delivered.
"I know you're the chairman of the DNC, Tim Kaine, but if you screw up, I will squeeze your testicles so hard, they'll call you the chairwoman of the DNC, ya dig?"
As the reporter mysteriously choked, Obama's body language secretly stated, "I find your lack of faith disturbing, Admiral."
"My fifth grade report card, ladies and gentlemen. Straight A's. Nothin' but net. Anyone still doubt me?"
"What do you mean they supermarket is out of Cap'n Crunch, Michelle?"
"God, I wish I could hold up another one of my fingers at these assholes."
"If you are President, raise your hand. If your hand isn't up, then please shut the fuck up. Thanks."
"How many times do I have to teach you guys how to play the slap hands game?"
"Mmm, my fingers still taste like Michelle."
I'm guessing the photographer who snapped this next picture was hoping it would become a grand symbol of Obama reaching out to the American people.
But everyone knew this was what Obama was subconsciously communicating…
I guess that all degraded to an infantile level of immaturity very quickly, huh? The worst part is I just wasted an opportunity to engage in intelligent discourse and analysis in order to treat our president like a stupid web meme.
Well, as long as the damage is done…
No need to thank me. I'm just doing the Lord's work.
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@Every Indy Blogger aside from Oboe: How this comment section isn't lit up like Richard Pryor's face after freebasing is beyond me.
I've been too busy mainlining vodka and stimulus projects to hit every topic. But it was plesently funny. And it reminded me how much I suck as a caption writer.
BTW, I love you Cube March.
@Gonzalo Cordova March: You're a filthy little blog skank and that's all you'll ever be to me. Plus, I'm spoken for. I like to fuck my dog, Moe. He's in the "O" face area. I remember taking the picture that morning like it was 20 years ago. Coffee, peanut butter, and sexual asphyxiation. The good boy likes to be choked.
Good show sir.
At this juncture, I must be serious (sorta) and tell guys and gals who haven't vomited earlier this ironic story. I do this tubes show and specifically addressed the issue of blue comedy and Obama last week. I make the point that's a good way to go at him certain circles. The conversation drifted into the "mythical black penis" and Barack's cock. I mean, what race or ethnicity would be offended for the awful accusation of having big weiners? I often am accused of having a huge dong and don't take offense. All Jews are known to pack serious heat.
You can see where this is going. Yet, apparently this guy thought it was racist because there are no "positive stereotypes." WHAT THE FUCK? Then something about Jimmy "The Greek" and I didn't get into any of that shit. F ME!
Is any brother gonna get pissed for being accused of being Long Dong Silver? C'mon. So this guy asked me if I'd go up to President Obama and do the joke.
Of course. The first thing I would ask upon meeting President Obama would be it's true his Johnson is the size of an anaconda. That was the Special Olympics of questioning I must say.
So that's a long way of saying there's a show tonight with G. Xavier Robillard and Tommy Christopher will be on my bastard show tonight. 11:00 PM EST.
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I was lynched by a crew of Nazi female bloggers for supporting this article.
WHEN I SAW THE FIRST PHOTO, I THOUGHT THAT HOLLYWOOD WAS DOING,A LONG OVERDUE,REMAKE OF THAT RAY MILLAND/ROSIE GREER CLASSIC;"THE THING WITH TWO HEADS".
"My fingers still smell of Michelle?"
Who thought up that intellectually challenged gem?
Grow up, gentlemen.
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LOL, dude that is just too funny!
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I thought the captions were funny! It also cracks me up, that you wouldn't see hardly any conservative/Repub type of sites doing this with a photo of their own, but they still accuse places like The Daily Show of being a mouthpiecs to the Democrats. That is one of the big differences I see between the 2 parties. The Repukes remind me of the Taliban, with no sense of humor, and almost unable to laugh, especially at their own. While the "liberal/left" sites/media, can and will, make fun of the Dumbos.