Men Win Game Of "Toddler Catch!" You know who deserves a beer? These two guys who caught a toddler who fell 30 feet from a window. Heck, make it a six-pack! [wbztv.com]

Spanking Good For You! While we wait for a cure to cancer, science has taken a little time to discover that spanking can bring couples closer together! How kinky AND creepy! Yay, science! [newscientist.com]

John Murtha A Big Ol' Redneck Santa Claus Congressman John Murtha, a Democrat from West Virginia, has been consistently accused of corruption. But Big John just says he's taking care of his peeps, is all. Good job, John! [post-gazette.com]

"Casual Fridays" Now More Casual! There's nothing better than ending the workweek by letting it hang out a little, like this guy, who let all of it hang out. He's a free-spirit! A mischievous rebel! [sun-sentinal.com]