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March 31 at 11:55AM

Rush Limbaugh and New York Don't Get Along Much Anymore

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

rushlimbaughThis is devastating. Apparently, New York's tax policies are angering Rush Limbaugh to the point where he's actually threatening to stop visiting the state

I'll sell my apartment. I'll sell my condominium. I'm going to get out of there totally… And that's the liberal capital of the world. People ask, "How often do you go to New York now?" As little as I can get away with. I think last year I was there a total of 15 working days. I go up to see the staff at Christmastime.

New York is probably going to celebrate that I'm not going to come back, and I know Snerdley. They hate me, so they're happy I'm not coming back.

I'm just pointing this out because it's so incredibly rare that I'm ever in complete agreement with Rush Limbaugh.

I actually didn't even know that he spent time in New York, but, now that I think about it, it probably explains the violent nausea I experienced for a total of 15 working days last year.

  1. Hey Bearness: Is the IPhone working well with this site? My blackjack, the ugly cousin of the blackberry, sucks. No question to get it right? I'm just worried it won't sync up with some PC shit for the office.

    by Cube April 1st at 8:07PM
  2. Dude owns a house in a city that he spends a grand total of 15 days a year visiting, and he expects me to believe he is a "conservative". Try "Conserving" some cash, sell the house and get a hotel room for two weeks

    by bearness March 31st at 8:07PM

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