I just can't believe the idiot Democrats that your children's children's children are going to be voting into office 80 years from now (according to this chart that somebody must have taught someone in the RNC how to make with Excel)…

Obviously, given the choice between the two plans, I'd go with the Republican one because, first of all, the fact that they can predict things like this 80 years into the future must mean that they're incredibly smart.  Also, their line goes in more of straight line. And it's a soothing green. Their line calms me.

And that's good, because I'll need all the calming I can get once we're invaded by the Intergalactic Acid Weasels.

See also: The Republicans' Awesome Plan for Economic Awesomeness