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April 6 at 12:32PM

I Can See Fox Nation From My Computer: The Savior of All Mankind (and Also That Jesus Guy)

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Here's some of today's news headline exports from the sovereign nation of Fox

* Ten Ways Jesus Changed the World

* Church Features "Obama Jesus"

* Poll: Obama Has Most Polarized Early Job Approval in 4 Decades

* Barack Obama Really Does Go On A Bit

* Obama adviser made millions from TARP banks

* NYT hides Blago-Rezko Connection

* Sarkozy Tells Obama to Butt Out

* Ted Nugent: Praying for Obama to Fail

Any day with a Ted Nugent headline is a good day.

  1. @Punditphilia Well if that is his #1 reason for loving Jesus, he must go completely apeshit for Julius Caesar and Pope Gregory XIII.

    by WIDTAP April 6th at 6:12PM
  2. Btw, if Jesus is God and God is everywhere then doesn't it follow that Jesus would occupy every grave (#4).

    Additionally, anyone who is not physically intured in the earth does not occupy a grave. Not occupying a grave is really not that big of a deal… enough said.

    by bearness April 6th at 4:56PM
  3. As Eddie Izzard said, "You had to get a new fucking watch."

    by bearness April 6th at 4:51PM
  4. Seriously! Click through the Jesus link and LOOK at the #1 thing that Rev. Shuler credits Jesus for. Really, you call that #1? Really?

    by Punditphilia April 6th at 4:35PM
  5. DiClaudio, seriously. Making fun of FOX is like making fun of Paris Hilton: easy, cliched, and uninspired. Could you TRY a little variety in your political "humor"?

    by Jim April 6th at 2:45PM

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