Nation That Invented Democracy, Feta Cheese Broke: After years of running up massive debts, the Greek government could declare bankruptcy. And this is before the current global Hobopocalypse catches up. [businessweek.com]

Flatulence So Repellent, It Earns A Stabbing: One man's gas was so repellent, that another man stabbed him. Psychotic behavior, yes. But what if the it smelled like a dead puppy in a bucket? Perhaps the courts would be more understanding. [baylor.edu]

Kangaroo Holocaust: Australia is a nation that's like the love child of England and Texas. Which is why the current overpopulation of adorable, hoppity 'roos are doomed. [ap.org]

The Dark Side of Dungeons and Dragons: This story is so weird, and so sad. But it begs a whole host of questions, the main one being: what kind of people keep swords at their side, ready to brandish? Orcs? Musketeers? [theindychannel.com]