April 14 at 8:01PM
More Pirates vs. Presidents
Cube is awesome…
You know how you can tell this is science?
Because I don't fully understand it, but I'm willing to loudly defend it all night long. Or at least until the beer is gone.
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Indeed. Obama's Jim Crow hypocrisy by banning gay pirate marriages will hurt the ozone layer and cause the destruction of Earth.
"Rhodesian Heyman." @blog: Hey blog! I was born on U.S. soil. Ever bang a pirate hooker?
Since the number of pirates increases with the number of gay marriages, and we pastafarians all know the lack of pirates causes global warming (www.venganza.org); it is apparent that legalizing gay marriage will solve global warming.
Thanks Dennis. I really am quite atrocious.
You see, pirates are a distinct and insular minority — often overcompensating for their feminine side with bravado and parrots. Basically, pirates are pretty much gay.
Ergot, if we have more pirates, the number of gay marriages will go up. The more gay marriages, the more baby gay pirates. And, since Barack kills pirates, gay marriages will go down. Which makes sense since he is in favor of civil unions. Therefore, President Obama once again is a proven bigot, not a liberal, and totally not cool for gay rights.
Simple.
Danny Goke Sucks.