Comrades in Evil, today is a day for rejoicing! For sacrificing unborn zygotes and praising our Atheist God! For today  — or a few days ago, actually; I'm just catching up with my Google Reader — we have triumphed over everything  that is Good.

At least, according to mouthpiece for God James Dobson…

James Dobson, 72, who resigned recently as head of Focus on the Family – one of the largest Christian groups in the country – and once denounced the Harry Potter books as witchcraft, acknowledged the dramatic reverse for the religious Right in a farewell speech to staff.

"We tried to defend the unborn child, the dignity of the family, but it was a holding action," he said.

"We are awash in evil and the battle is still to be waged. We are right now in the most discouraging period of that long conflict. Humanly speaking, we can say we have lost all those battles."

Humanity is now doomed — doomed! — to wallow in vile, secular tolerance of differing worldviews and execrable freedom from the authoritarian control of Bronze Age mythologies.

This is obviously a terrible setback for humanity.

(via Think Progress)