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April 21 at 10:15AM

Colbert Applauds Texas Secessionists

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

Of all the people who oppose Texas seceding from the union, it seems like potential illegal Mexican immigrants would be most annoyed. It's hard enough to sneak across one border to get to the US, but two is just cruel. It's almost not even worth illegally immigrating at that point. On the other hand, Stephen Colbert thinks Texas seceding is a great idea.



The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm /10:30c.

  1. Hah except Colbert, like usual, forgot some important points. Like… Texas gives more funds TO the Fed than it recieves.. Details details. Colbert still funny MF though!

    by russTex April 22nd at 11:40AM
  2. He's hilarious. Hey Colbert, will you hire me? I got your crazy!

    http://phetasy.com/blogs/134/BITCHELINA-Act-III.html

    by Bridget Phetasy April 22nd at 11:57AM
  3. After GWB Texas should be REQUIRED to secede . . . .That's only fair.

    by Gnarly Erik April 22nd at 10:06PM
  4. just want so say some thing "great job"

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    by srdha April 23rd at 1:24AM
  5. THIS IS TO GNARLY ERIC BELOW… DON'T BLAME TEXAS FOR GWB… HE'S NOT EVEN ORIGINALLY FROM HERE… HE WAS BORN IN CONNECTICUT AND RAISED IN MAINE… AND THERE'S A LOT OF TEXANS THAT DON'T LIKE HIM…

    by LANCE April 23rd at 8:05AM
  6. Colbert is my #1 idol! I'm 17 in Texas and we all say secede!!! Why you may ask? Why the hell not! And we can't wait to invade and enslave the Okies! Long Live the Alamo!!! Support Dictator Rick Perry!!! Draw that line in the dirt Perry!!! Come on ya yankees!!! Viva Texas!!! LEGALIZE IT!!!!

    by Richard April 23rd at 3:49PM
  7. check http://yourtvonline.com

    by philip April 25th at 4:15AM
  8. it is interesting that the govenor of texas wanted less us government. and yet now that we have the flu outbreak, he wants the government to be involved in a big way. two face govenor. thanks for all the laughter from your show. at this time you can call yourself the doctor of laughter.

    by cheryl carnazzo April 28th at 3:32PM
  9. check http://yourtvonline.com

    by ann April 29th at 4:45AM
  10. exactly. Texas secession headquarters at http://notexas.com

    by rick perry April 29th at 9:30AM
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