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April 22 at 9:52AM

Fox News Thinks Obama and Chavez Touched Wieners

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

After President Obama's controversial handshake with Venezuela's Hugo Chavez this week, the gang at Fox News whipped themselves into a sexually-dysfunctional froth fantasizing about whether the two world leaders were putting the "head" in "heads of state" back at the hotel.



Tempted as you may be, I cannot stress enough how unwise it is to take this as an opportunity to imagine what happens behind closed doors at Fox News. Trust me when I say that is a bottomless Cremaster-esque pit of horror you can never climb out of.

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  1. There is a spanish saying:
    "Dime con quién andas y te diré quién eres". Tell me with whom you walk and I will tell you who you are. [A man is known by the company he keeps.]

    Obama should keep as much distance as possible from all of this demagogues. Specially this liar called Chavez. He is the worst President in Venezuela's History. A Dictator who travels to Cuba every time he can to take advices of Fidel Castro about how to be an endless dictator. He only knows the hate and the criticism to the US and the Venezuelan democratic parties as a way of government.

    by Venezuelan May 5th at 4:49PM
  2. Was this something like the "teabagging" frenzy CNN and MSNBC got into last week?

    by Mike April 23rd at 5:20AM
  3. Who is this Chevez? The dictator of Penisuela?

    by Kehl April 23rd at 5:09AM
  4. Two of the most important people on the globe meet to discuss world issues. Fox news talks about wieners. Republicans really get childish when they loose.

    by sergiodeathstar April 23rd at 4:28AM
  5. Here you can see Obama rub his arm.
    http://chappyreport.blogspot.com/2009/04/chavez-to-obama-i-want-to-be-your.html

    by chappyland April 23rd at 3:35AM
  6. Yay! Go look up cremaster, people.

    by anatomist April 23rd at 2:59AM
  7. I see jfeowijoiw is just another disgruntled, bitter republican. Go cling to your guns and religion somewhere else and stop clogging up server space, dumbass.

    by sickening April 23rd at 2:48AM
  8. Hey John Stewart,

    Obama and Chavez are giant wieners, therefore, technically, they have touched wieners.

    You're a dick too, Stewart, therefore, technically, you and Obama have touched wieners.

    by jfeowijfoiw April 23rd at 1:40AM
  9. Hey John Stewart,

    Obama and Chevez are giant wieners, therefore, technically, they have touched wieners.

    You're a dick too, Stewart, therefore, technically, you and Obama have touched wieners.

    by jfeowijfoiw April 23rd at 1:40AM

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