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April 29 at 4:44PM by Dennis DiClaudio

BREAKING NEWS: Satan is Dead!

This is maybe the biggest news story in the history of time, space and infinity…

I guarantee you won't see this getting picked up by the mainstream media. Goddamn liberal atheists!

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  1. Man that is so typical. People trying to cash in on another famous death!

    by Mack April 30th at 2:51PM
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  2. Tickets to the funeral service of Satan cost $10. Classic.

    However, aren't funeral services for people you are mourning? People you wish weren't dead? I know I've never been to the funeral of someone that made me happy when they died.

    By the waywhy is that lady holding a rope? Did Christ string Satan up? Did He tie him to a car and drag him? What is going on there?

    by bearness April 29th at 5:37PM
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